A woman checked into the Hilton while on a buisness trip in Hawaii. She didn't have enough time to go to the beach, but she still wanted to sun tan. She decided she would simply sunbath on the roof. So she did just that. The next day she decided to do the same thing only this time she would go for the total tan. Since she was ten stories up she thought no one would see her. So she stripped free from her bathing suit and lied down on her chest. With in a matter of minutes she heard somone rushing up the stairs. She simply grabbed her towel and covered herself up appropriately. She looked at the stairway and a busboy emerged. " Mmm-maim, would you mind covering yourself up?" the busboy asked. "Why? nobody can see me. I'm ten stories up," the woman replied calmly. "W-well, not exactly. You see, you are lying on the dining room sky-light."